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This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

hi i am chinese and there is no such thing as this. some people hang money bags or red envelopes (红包) around their house for good luck—but 5 days occurring in the same month? no. if you look at your calendar, you can see that that many days can happen in any month (this chain went around a couple years ago raving on about july). we also didn’t use the western calendar until the Qing Dynasty fell, so it would be a little dumb to create a “feng shui tradition” that late in our 2000+ history. yeah 8 is like the most auspicious number because it sounds like fortune but like pleaaaaaaaaase don’t just buy into this stuff because it sounds “mystic”. and why would friday, saturday, and sunday be important other than it’s the weekend? people didn’t just magically get money on the weekend. the process for choosing days during which to receive money is lunar-based and much more complicated than that. feng shui has nothing to do with this, too. feng shui is about the orientation of objects around the natural environment (which explains why people would hang things AROUND THEIR HOUSES instead of reblogging some dumb tumblr chain). feng shui has qualities that require you to suspend your disbelief, but it literally has a FOUNDATION in METAPHYSICS. you can’t just pull something about “money” and “luck” out of your butt and call it feng shui. 

please please please pass this along with what i’ve written because if i see this pop up on my dash again i might sob because i find this REALLY insulting

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im v tired and confused hello world im awake at midnight i want to order some books from library i dont know reading i like dog training/behavior boobs

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DO NOT GIVE OR GET ANY VACCINATIONS FOR YOURSELF OR  YOUR KIDS………..

Ok, lets break this down nice and simple.

Formaldehyde is from the purification of the vaccine. 99.9% of which is removed. The reason it doesn’t give a dosage is so minuscule that it can’t be measured without going into picograms. That’s one trillionth of a gram. You breathe in more formaldehyde by driving down a busy road than in a vaccine.

Thimerosal is NOT elemental mercury, It is a molecular compound made up of carbon, hydrogen, mercury, sodium, oxygen, and surfer. This is used as a preservative for the vaccine. Thimerosal is used in a variety of other things, like tattoo ink, facial creams, nasal sprays. It’s toxic to humans only in fairly large quantities but highly toxic to aquatic born organisms like infectious bacteria. In short, it makes sure you don’t get salmonella from a stray bacteria from the chicken embryos.

As for the dosage of the Thimerosal. That is the most laughable point in this post. It says 25 mcg, that’s micrograms, or one millionth of a gram. To put this in perspective, a dollar bill weighs roughly 1 gram, the average human eyelash is around 80-90 micrograms. The box also says that it contains a 5ml (milliliter/cc) vial which leads me to my next point.

A little simple math and we find out that 25 mcg = 0.00003 ml and a little more math we find that 0.00003 ml is 0.00006% of 5 ml. Let me put this another way. By the age of 5, an American child weighs about 50-55lbs and their body contains 55 mcg of Uranium. I don’t see any kids running around with radiation sickness, so I think they’re safe with a preservative in them.

TL;DR: This is like saying you don’t want your child eating their baked birthday cake because raw eggs were used to make it and you don’t want your child getting salmonella from it.

THANK YOU

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